What is SEX?


Untuk orang-orang tua sahaja. Budak2 kecik TAK BOLEH BACA! Korang tak akan paham. I got this joke from one of my old friends. Read it folks…

QUESTION

What is Sex?

ANSWERS

  • According to doctors, sex is an illness, because if you have it you always end up on bed.
  • According to lawyers sex is an injustice, because there is always someone at the top and someone at the bottom.
  • According to architects sex is a mistake, because the entertainment area is too close to the waste pipe.
  • According to politicians sex is the perfect democracy, because both the one at the top and the one at the bottom are happy.
  • According to economists sex ain’t a good investment, because it is more what comes in than what goes out.
  • According to mathematicians sex is the perfect equation: the woman raises the member to its maximum power, encloses it in parenthesis, extracts its common factor and reduces it to its minimum expression.

No offense. Just for your stress relief! Hahaha :)

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2 Responses to What is SEX?

  1. fatIha says:

    BAD u audi..but that was funny n for sure not suitable for kids,hehe :D

    Like

  2. farha says:

    kehkehkeh..
    malu sgt nak bc
    tp dah bc x leh nak stop gelak..

    Like

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