Santai : Lawak Bahasa Inggeris


Jika anda terasa agak ‘kaku’ untuk berfikir, apa kata anda rehatkan minda anda sebentar dengan membaca koleksi lawak dalam Bahasa Inggeris ini. Mungkin dengan sedikit gelak ketawa dapat memberi ketenangan kepada anda dan mungkin dapat memecah tembok kebuntuan di fikiran anda.

Koleksi lawak-lawak di bawah adalah dipetik daripada laman ‘Aku Stress Giler’.

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A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “Order, order.” The drunkard immediately responded, “Thank you, your honour, I’ll have a scotch and soda.”

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Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time?
Post Master: Well it might do.
Customer: I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master: Why not?
Customer: It’s addressed to Johor.

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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
“My trouble is,”he said, “that I keep forgetting things.”
“How long has this been going on?” asked the psychiatrist.
“How long has what been going on?” said the man.

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.

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Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the KTMB.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

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Diharap sedikit lawak di atas dapat menceriakan hari anda. :-)

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